On Gas:

ussrorcssr (12:11:04 PM): I have gas
ussrorcssr (12:11:09 PM): Tsss
ang said bye (12:11:11 PM): again?!
ussrorcssr (12:11:13 PM): Yeah
ang said bye (12:11:15 PM): tssssssssssssssssss
ussrorcssr (12:11:17 PM): withdrawals seem to include gas
ussrorcssr (12:11:20 PM): I keep tooting
ang said bye (12:11:24 PM): hahaha.
ussrorcssr (12:11:58 PM): tss tss
ang said bye (12:12:14 PM): tsss ssss tsss sssssssst.
ussrorcssr (12:12:29 PM): *lights a candle for additional smell reduction*
ang said bye (12:12:52 PM): *flashes lighter under cassie's butt for explosion*
ussrorcssr (12:13:22 PM): *massive mushroom cloud*
ang said bye (12:13:50 PM): *falls back & blacks out*
ussrorcssr (12:14:12 PM): *farts in face to wake her up*
ang said bye (12:14:19 PM): *dies*
ussrorcssr (12:14:26 PM): ... *sweeps her under rug*
ussrorcssr (12:14:35 PM): tssssssssssss
ussrorcssr (12:14:36 PM): tss
ang said bye (12:14:40 PM): tsssss
ang said bye (12:14:43 PM): ts
ang said bye (12:14:46 PM): roflmfao
ussrorcssr (12:14:53 PM): lol we're ridick
ang said bye (12:15:01 PM): i can't believe you'd sweep me under the rug.
ussrorcssr (12:15:08 PM): Its a cute rug
ussrorcssr (12:15:13 PM): Its got hello kitty on it
ang said bye (12:15:32 PM): srsly though, you would just let me rot under hello kitty's butt?!
ussrorcssr (12:15:43 PM): Would you rather me stuff you into Vince's butt?
ang said bye (12:16:15 PM): I guess it doesn't matter would it?! I'd just be a dead corpse. Besides necrophiliac--totally against the law.
ussrorcssr (12:17:24 PM): Maybe he'd start being a little tougher
ang said bye (12:18:28 PM): Yeah, my dead corpse in anyone's ass makes them that much tougher.
ussrorcssr (12:18:46 PM): hahahahahaha
ussrorcssr (12:18:50 PM): well, you're more of a man than vince
ang said bye (12:18:53 PM): Hey, lets use angela's dead hand as a masturbation utensil.
ang said bye (12:18:57 PM): Thanks Cass.
ang said bye (12:19:05 PM): I'm so glad I'm usefull when I'm dead too.
ussrorcssr (12:19:14 PM): Hahaha
ussrorcssr (12:19:16 PM): I love you always.
ang said bye (12:19:19 PM): Hahaha, even dead I put him to shame.
ussrorcssr (12:19:21 PM): WHATEVER USING YOUR BOOBS
ang said bye (12:19:22 PM): I love you always too.
ang said bye (12:19:30 PM): HAHAHAHAHA.
ang said bye (12:19:38 PM): Oh great, molested while I'm dead too.
ang said bye (12:19:39 PM): Sweet.
ussrorcssr (12:19:49 PM): hahahaha
ang said bye (12:20:03 PM): I hope I leave you guys with a really fantastic dead fart.
ang said bye (12:20:24 PM): Or maybe I'll poop myself or something. Leave you guys an uber sweet suprise.
ang said bye (12:20:27 PM): tssss
ussrorcssr (12:20:38 PM): hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ussrorcssr (12:20:40 PM): tss
ang said bye (12:20:48 PM): ts ts tss
ang said bye (12:21:13 PM): I'm going to end every sentence with ts from now on ts.
ussrorcssr (12:21:17 PM): LOL
ang said bye (12:21:22 PM): lolts