On Teleporters & Cats:

ang said bye (10:45:03 PM): maybe you should get a REAL phone plan.
Auto Response from wandering00eyes (10:45:03 PM): I'm not here right now
wandering00eyes returned at 10:45:09 PM.
wandering00eyes (10:45:59 PM): maybe I should make more money, too... oh and get a fancy car... and a rocket ship!
Auto Response from ang said bye (10:45:59 PM): CA bound as of Sept. 18th.
ang said bye (10:46:10 PM): i'm buying a teleporter.
ang said bye (10:46:15 PM): screw cars & rocket ships.
wandering00eyes (10:46:39 PM): haha
wandering00eyes (10:46:56 PM): no cuz all you'll be using it for is trying to teleport my cat
ang said bye (10:47:23 PM): hey, both cats. it'll be a lot easier then.
wandering00eyes (10:48:05 PM): noooooo
ang said bye (10:48:21 PM): yess!
wandering00eyes (10:49:43 PM): what if they get mixed together?
ang said bye (10:50:04 PM): what if all three of us get mixed together.
ang said bye (10:50:06 PM): oh cool.
wandering00eyes (10:50:14 PM): yikes
ang said bye (10:50:14 PM): i'd have three heads & two of them would be cats.
ang said bye (10:50:17 PM): & two tales.
ang said bye (10:50:18 PM): sweet.
wandering00eyes (10:50:20 PM): hahhahahaa
wandering00eyes (10:50:40 PM): and you'd have an unsightly body hair problem
ang said bye (10:50:54 PM): ewwwwwwie.